A crack-wacky summer

What was more bizarre about this summer:
A) Osama bin Laden's former sex slave Kola Boof (yeah, like that's a real name) divulging that he had a jones for Miss Whitney Houston. According to Ms. Boof (that's a hoot to say out loud, try it), bin Laden told her "that Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen." He was so obsessed, he wanted to put a hit on Bobby Brown. (Am I right that this may be the first proof of an al-Qaida/Mafia link?)
B) Ms. Boof also claiming that OBL's favorite song was Rock Lobster by the B-52s. (BTW, Saddam Hussein's favorite song is Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You. He used it for his campaign song. What is it about those guys? Once you go wack, you never go back?)
C) The media actually taking John Mark (Mullet King) Karr's claim to have killed Jon Benet Ramsey serious. Despite his serial killer three-name weirdo profile, this guy was obviously pining for a spot in the Creepazoid Hall of Fame. Sorry, but Wacko Jacko bought all the available spots left.
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