Eye bags & Scalawags

In what had the potential to be the biggest sparring match since the "Thrilla in Manilla," Leno had a sendipitous paring of comedian George Carlin and attention monkey Ann Coulter last night. Unfortunately, the repartee was more dippy than hippy. ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz! Yeah, so I slept through it. What's it to ya?
The thing that caught my eye was the lack of stress bags under Carlin's eyes.

Hippy Dippy Nippy Tucky?

In a real moment of hippy dippy serendipity, tonight I saw Mary Matalin on Fox and realized her suddenly smooth eye bags matched Carlin's. In fact, she kinda looked like him. So if Ann Coulter is really a man, maybe Carlin is really a woman ... MARY MATALIN! Yikes. Makes ya want to take a non-stop flight.
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