The Festivus for the Rest of Us

Just one more hour 'til
DEPPSTER DAY.
Yes boys and girls, it's that special day when we don angora sweaters, run with scissors and get commemorative "Wino Forever" tattoos. Strum a few verses of Black Betty as you strut with your gypsy guitar. Go into the neighborhood cantina and order a large dish of puerco pibil, shoot the (breeze with the) chef and leave. For dessert have a nice vat of Chocolat, and purr like that Cajun chef Justin Wilson, "Ooh, look Pontouf, dats a lovely Roux."
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