Axl to grind

If you tried, you probably couldn't have imagined the recent smackdown pairing of fashion designer Tommy Hilfiger and rocker Axl Rose at a Manhattan club called The Plumm. How bizaarh, how bizaarh.

Now, thanks to these new sparring partners, we know it is possible to think outside the smackdown box.

So, my peeps, what other Twilight Zone-esque fisticuff combos might be fun to imagine? As Rod Serling would say, here are a few submitted for your approval:

Simon Cowell vs. Alex Trebek

Lindsay Lohan vs. Paula Deen

Eddie Izzard vs. Donald Rumsfeld

Haley Joel Osment vs. Yao Ming

Katie Couric vs. Bjork (in the swan outfit)

Keith Richards vs. Carrie Underwood

50 Cent vs. Tucker Carlson

Ann Coulterbeast vs. Alexis Arquette

weather god Jim Cantore vs. weathered goddess Liza Minelli

Starr Jones vs. Joan Jett

See, it's fun. Make your own list today!
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