Ann Coulter — Attention monkey

There once was a pundit name Ann,
Who everyone figured for a man,
At 9/11 widow's she did scoff,
To feed at the bestsellers trough,
What's she, auditioning for the Klan?

There once was an Ann-man so mean,
like the bitchiest of bitchiest drag queen,
Her personal attacks were so scurrilous,
And her sense of authority so ridiculous,
'Cause man, she ain't no human bean.

There once was an Attention Monkey,
Who thought her ravings were spunky,
But this horse's ass,
Was just full of gas,
So that's why she's so funky.

ann coulter attention monkey