You can't handle the truth...

After one helluva day, now Jack Bauer's on a slow boat to China??? Does this mean the show will be renamed 48 or 72? (Or however many days it takes to sail to China from L.A.?)
Man, another unfulfilling ending. Unlike Mike Delfino, at least Jack got a farewell smooch.
I want happy people here, people. You better deliver Taylor on American Idol and Harold on Top Chef or it's gonna get pretty nasty here.
(Who's got Jack's techno-backpack-o-torture?)
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