Fear Factor du jour

Need something to worry about? Here are some suggestions:
Strolling through Florida's Alley of Alligator Death. (Basically it's the whole darned state.)
Contracting the X Files-like Morgellons Disease on a visit to Texas. This mysterious disease causes lesions from which colored fibers grow. A common sympstom is the feeling that bugs are crawling under your skin. Fox Mulder, where are you!!!
Or, you can attend the GoreAlpalooza Fest, that is Al Gore's film about the global warming crisis, An Inconvenient Truth.
Good luck sleeping, my peeps!
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