Hamilton Beached Wail

Yo dawgs, stick with me for a second. Suppose you take a couple basics of conspiracy theory, add a dash of pop culture and put 'em in the Hamilton Beach blender on puree. Whaddya get? How 'bout a whacked take on the events of May 9-11.
(Fasten your seat belts, this is gonna be a bumpy ride.)

What if...

The White House knew that USA Today was going to rip loose with the NSA phone call tracking story today, and so to distract the nation, Karl Rove had his goons rig the American Idol results!!! The 45 million voters would be up in arms and fugghedabout the fact that some NSA spook knows they voted for Chris Daughtry a gazillion times. (As if their votes really ever count.)

Yeah, you're right. I have been watching too much 24
(Anyone else notice those dates are 9-11?)
Chris Daughtry